Cibriljop is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident horse.

Cibriljop created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibriljop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cibriljop, she will remove you from existence.

Cibriljop's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cibriljop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.