Rilfunlap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing jellyfish.

Rilfunlap created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilfunlap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Rilfunlap, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rilfunlap's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rilfunlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near birds while wearing violet scarves and balancing seven tin spheres on your neck.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Worship no other gods but Rilfunlap.