Bot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing zebra.

Bot created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bot, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bot's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Bot in the centre of the settlement.