Baf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring shrew.

Baf created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baf, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Baf, it will turn you into a snail.

Baf's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Baf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always obey Baf's priests.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.