Rigveggat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Rigveggat created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigveggat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rigveggat, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rigveggat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rigveggat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Do not keep four sharks in a large pit.

5. Never look in ponds.