Panfabtin Yimragarm Xinhabyogjam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, idiotic mole.

Panfabtin Yimragarm Xinhabyogjam created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Panfabtin Yimragarm Xinhabyogjam, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Panfabtin Yimragarm Xinhabyogjam, he will turn you into a rock.

Panfabtin Yimragarm Xinhabyogjam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Panfabtin Yimragarm Xinhabyogjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Panfabtin Yimragarm Xinhabyogjam.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.