Hivcamfublan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident hyena.

Hivcamfublan created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivcamfublan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hivcamfublan, he will strike you with lightening.

Hivcamfublan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hivcamfublan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near rats while wearing black coats.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the south.

5. You must never eat lemons.