Pidshavhab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, generous swan.

Pidshavhab created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidshavhab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pidshavhab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pidshavhab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pidshavhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Run away from violet turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Pidshavhab in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Never pour water over plants.