Futquimvid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, idiotic goose.

Futquimvid created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Futquimvid, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Futquimvid, she will turn you into a mole.

Futquimvid's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Futquimvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Futquimvid's priests.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about stars.