Himveenveg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced goblin.

Himveenveg created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himveenveg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Himveenveg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Himveenveg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Himveenveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.