Vigbogmum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty yak.

Vigbogmum created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigbogmum, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vigbogmum, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vigbogmum's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vigbogmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.