Babbothadgep is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless ferret.

Babbothadgep created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Babbothadgep, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Babbothadgep, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Babbothadgep's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Babbothadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not kill dolphins.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Babbothadgep.

4. Worship no other gods but Babbothadgep.

5. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Babbothadgep on top of important buildings.