Nibladrill is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nibladrill created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibladrill, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nibladrill, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nibladrill's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nibladrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing magenta shirts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your chest.

3. Never paint your hands blue.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.