Fubsafwab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, pitiless hyena.

Fubsafwab created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubsafwab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fubsafwab, it will turn you into a mole.

Fubsafwab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fubsafwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must love Fubsafwab.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.