Dibyarpsis is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, quiet manatee.

Dibyarpsis created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibyarpsis, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dibyarpsis, it will refuse to believe in you.

Dibyarpsis' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dibyarpsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Do not keep six bats in a large pit.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear shorts.