Hadcudrullripmangutpakcum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate jackal.

Hadcudrullripmangutpakcum created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadcudrullripmangutpakcum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hadcudrullripmangutpakcum, he will come to you in dreams.

Hadcudrullripmangutpakcum's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hadcudrullripmangutpakcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing indigo corsets.