Hasflabdog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, caring mouse.

Hasflabdog created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasflabdog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hasflabdog, it will turn you into a frog.

Hasflabdog's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Hasflabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Hasflabdog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not keep three bats in a large pit.

5. Always take life seriously.