Hancudcadquill Legrenwik is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, compassionate skunk.

Hancudcadquill Legrenwik created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hancudcadquill Legrenwik, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hancudcadquill Legrenwik, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hancudcadquill Legrenwik's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hancudcadquill Legrenwik's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never bounce near shrews.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Do not listen to music.