Komdodvad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced hummingbird.

Komdodvad created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komdodvad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Komdodvad, she will refuse to believe in you.

Komdodvad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Komdodvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Komdodvad on top of important buildings.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.