Mipfoblog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent wolf.

Mipfoblog created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mipfoblog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mipfoblog, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mipfoblog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mipfoblog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to grasshopers while wearing mauve trousers.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Do not take Mipfoblog's name in vain.