Flamcadjon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, astonishing pigeon.

Flamcadjon created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamcadjon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flamcadjon, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Flamcadjon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flamcadjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near snakes while wearing green shoes and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never feed turnips to sheep while wearing coats.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Never talk about asteroids.