Tafcisscad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, temperamental naga.

Tafcisscad created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafcisscad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tafcisscad, he will turn you into a snail.

Tafcisscad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tafcisscad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Do not take Tafcisscad's name in vain.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.