Ganduncip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking raven.

Ganduncip created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Ganduncip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ganduncip, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Ganduncip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ganduncip's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Worship no other gods but Ganduncip.

4. Erect five tin sculptures of Ganduncip on top of important buildings.

5. Do not chant in public.