Febcipnak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage frog.

Febcipnak created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Febcipnak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febcipnak, she will refuse to believe in you.

Febcipnak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Febcipnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near dolphins while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing nine gold spheres on your face.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Febcipnak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Febcipnak.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.