Shavlid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful guinea pig.

Shavlid created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavlid, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Shavlid, it will not invite you to parties.

Shavlid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Shavlid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.