Nakbogdad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless newt.

Nakbogdad created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbogdad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nakbogdad, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nakbogdad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nakbogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nakbogdad.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never leap in the presence of geese.