Natnartin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome crocodile.

Natnartin created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Natnartin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Natnartin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Natnartin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Natnartin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.