Hubsanbidwegcarcatfetpig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, two-faced dog.

Hubsanbidwegcarcatfetpig created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Hubsanbidwegcarcatfetpig, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hubsanbidwegcarcatfetpig, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hubsanbidwegcarcatfetpig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hubsanbidwegcarcatfetpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near shrews while wearing blue shirts and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

2. Always obey Hubsanbidwegcarcatfetpig's priests.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hubsanbidwegcarcatfetpig on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.