Babhunlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-assured fish.

Babhunlist created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Babhunlist, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Babhunlist, it will turn you into a slug.

Babhunlist's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Babhunlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Babhunlist loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat bark.