Logmutfom is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, flying ant.

Logmutfom created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logmutfom, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Logmutfom, he will destroy your favourite star.

Logmutfom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Logmutfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.