Dibmapwig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying squid.

Dibmapwig created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Dibmapwig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dibmapwig, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dibmapwig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dibmapwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Do not sing in public.