Veengephom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent camel.

Veengephom created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veengephom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Veengephom, she will not invite you to parties.

Veengephom's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Veengephom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Retreat if three snails approach from the east.

3. Never talk about cats.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.