Gebdavbusneltit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional mink.

Gebdavbusneltit created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gebdavbusneltit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gebdavbusneltit, she will make you grow a tail.

Gebdavbusneltit's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gebdavbusneltit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near horses while wearing indigo shoes and balancing five silicon spheres on your legs.

4. Gebdavbusneltit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not stand on grass.