Disskemhuddubfotcipsatarf Kiknil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciless shrew.

Disskemhuddubfotcipsatarf Kiknil created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disskemhuddubfotcipsatarf Kiknil, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Disskemhuddubfotcipsatarf Kiknil, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Disskemhuddubfotcipsatarf Kiknil's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Disskemhuddubfotcipsatarf Kiknil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Worship no other gods but Disskemhuddubfotcipsatarf Kiknil.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never play with disobedient children.