Podnurzog is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust wren.

Podnurzog created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podnurzog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Podnurzog, he will strike you with lightening.

Podnurzog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Podnurzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Podnurzog's name in vain.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Podnurzog.

5. Do not listen to music.