Cibnanfencar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring manatee.

Cibnanfencar created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibnanfencar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cibnanfencar, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cibnanfencar's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cibnanfencar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed gooseberries to tortoises while wearing green shirts.

3. Always wear black.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about stars.