Vondampod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciful horse.

Vondampod created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vondampod, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vondampod, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vondampod's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Vondampod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Vondampod on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.