Jinfomced is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic snake.

Jinfomced created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinfomced, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jinfomced, it will turn you into a dog.

Jinfomced's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Jinfomced's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Hide from mauve hamsters for they are unholy.