Xuckabdid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, passionate dolphin.

Xuckabdid created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckabdid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xuckabdid, it will send you a sign.

Xuckabdid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Xuckabdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never sit in holy places.