Gedhubbin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective goblin.

Gedhubbin created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedhubbin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gedhubbin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Gedhubbin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gedhubbin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Run away from turquoise shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gedhubbin.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.