Nuttbodgem Fitzedloop Fobgudflig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing lobster.

Nuttbodgem Fitzedloop Fobgudflig created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbodgem Fitzedloop Fobgudflig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nuttbodgem Fitzedloop Fobgudflig, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nuttbodgem Fitzedloop Fobgudflig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nuttbodgem Fitzedloop Fobgudflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Never run in the presence of otters.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Do not keep three sharks in a large pit.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.