Stipfunsab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful chicken.

Stipfunsab created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Stipfunsab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stipfunsab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Stipfunsab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Stipfunsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven geese in a large pit.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never wear turquoise stockings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.