Rakyarthad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient chicken.

Rakyarthad created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakyarthad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rakyarthad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rakyarthad's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Rakyarthad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing magenta shoes and balancing six nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Hide from gray dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.