Tinpidvid is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, witless gnu.

Tinpidvid created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinpidvid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tinpidvid, it will turn you into a mole.

Tinpidvid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tinpidvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed coconuts to birds while wearing scarves.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not make images of living things.