Satgubflat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciful unicorn.

Satgubflat created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Satgubflat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Satgubflat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Satgubflat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Satgubflat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Never wear orange dresses.