Tiflistham is a god.

He takes the form of a large, egotistical dryad.

Tiflistham created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiflistham, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tiflistham, he will not care.

Tiflistham's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tiflistham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Always help snails.

4. Do not take Tiflistham's name in vain.

5. Never talk about asteroids.