Dussbogmut Bomrip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous hydra.

Dussbogmut Bomrip created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussbogmut Bomrip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dussbogmut Bomrip, it will not care.

Dussbogmut Bomrip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dussbogmut Bomrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.