Spaglaptof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, charitable dingo.

Spaglaptof created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spaglaptof, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Spaglaptof, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Spaglaptof's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Spaglaptof's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown boots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Spaglaptof on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.