Gardodyar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome gerbil.

Gardodyar created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gardodyar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gardodyar, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gardodyar's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gardodyar's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gardodyar.

3. Gardodyar loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Never eat green fruit.