Botnarlcim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate mole.

Botnarlcim created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botnarlcim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Botnarlcim, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Botnarlcim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Botnarlcim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Botnarlcim.

2. Run away if six turtles approach from the west.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.